weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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