Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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