The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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