but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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