You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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