How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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