I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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