What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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