i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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