Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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