She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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