i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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