dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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