your room smells of hookers.
And success
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My penis needs a shock collar
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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