Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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