No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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