your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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