It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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