Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I supernannyed him into submission
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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