I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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