just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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