How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Terrible idea I love it
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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