I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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