I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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