yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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