I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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