do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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