so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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