i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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