Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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