she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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