we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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