I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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