no, he came in my armpit
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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