Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Sorry my hands just texted you
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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