I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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