you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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