Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Are we still banned from the library?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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