Christians are straight up FREAKS
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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