oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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