wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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