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(440): View more from Ohio

Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."

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(425): View more from Washington

i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"

(206): View more from Washington

do it. it's every man's dream.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".

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(925): View more from California

I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.

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(206): View more from Washington

Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage

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(785): View more from Kansas

Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Sex and compliments. The way to my heart

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