i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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