Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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