Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
they're like a gay fantastic four
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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