we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Randomize
