He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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