Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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