just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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