WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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