hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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