i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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