you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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