I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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