would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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