do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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